Happy birthday mate

It’s your bowel screening test,

I’ve done mine

Me too

It’s easy

And it’s free

Uso! You’ve got this

There’s a screening here tonight

Pull the stick from the test, put it in the poo

Just follow the pictures it’s easy to do

Koro!

You can poo it!

Don’t delay or procrastinate

Put it in the post, send it away

Early detection can save the day

There’s a screening here tonight

There’s a screening here tonight

Poo yeah!